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when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

RULES: JUST INSERT YOUR ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS BELOW. TAG AT LEAST 10 FOLLOWERS.

NAME: Jen
NICKNAME: JHyena, J, Boogy (it’s a joke between my sister and I), The Bondage Goblin, any character I’ve role-played
BIRTHDAY: October 4
GENDER: Female
SEXUALITY: Straight. Yup, I’m boring like that.
HEIGHT: 5’9-5’10, it’s been awhile since I measured.

TIME ZONE: GMT
WHAT TIME AND DATE IS IT THERE: 27/08/14 ; 10:58pm
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Ahahahahaha is this a joke? We’ll go with 4-14. I’m either an insomniac or I sleep all day, there is no in between.
OTPS: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth (GoT), Alex Drake/Gene Hunt (Ashes to Ashes), Pretty much every Buffyverse pairing that is canon, 9th Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who)
THE LAST THING I GOOGLED WAS: Why does HBO GO hate me and variations of that.
WHAT I LAST SAID TO A FAMILY MEMBER: ”Ahahaha awesome. YOU SHALL BE AN ADORABLE LITTLE CLOWN FISH’ to my sister last night on Skype. We were discussing our onesies (I have a hyena and got her a Nemo one)
ONE PLACE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND WHY: MAN this is a tough one ok uh….The Loft in Dallas. It’s a really small music venue, but every time I’ve seen a show there I get super excited and happy. My first concert was a secret Green Day gig there, and since then I’ve seen almost all of my favorite bands play there.
HOW MANY BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: Depends on the time of year but at least 2 (if you count a sheet), but it can increase to around 5 in the depths of winter. I like cold weather, but I also like to get snuggled up in bed.
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: I’ll be really British and say tea. I love tea of all sorts, hot cold and in between. If we’re going with soft drinks it’s Fresca, which I can’t get here in the UK unless I get lucky at an American candy store.
THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THE CINEMA WAS: Guardians of the Galaxy I believe
THREE THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: A computer, internet, caffine
SOMETHING I PLAN ON LEARNING: Sword fighting. I’ve been wanting to for years and years and years and never done anything about it, but after a year spent doing medieval re-enactment I’m pretty determined to do it.
A PIECE OF ADVICE FOR ALL MY FOLLOWERS: See as much of the world as you can. It’ll make you a better person in the long run.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG: 

Love, Ire, and Song by Frank Turner Seriously everyone should hear this one. And all his other music too, but I’ll go with this one, since it’s got a message I think is relevant to anyone.

Also Smiling at Strangers on Trains by Million Dead, it’s my favorite song. The acoustic version is really nice too.

I AM TAGGING ALL MY BUDDIES WHO WANNA DO THIS. Because I’m shit at tagging people. But it’s a fun little meme and I was bored.

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